Stonk Broker

Stonk Broker or Meme Man was an upper class New Yorker who dealt in spirituality and stock markets. Starting in business four years ago, he began on a telemarketing series called Levels of Irony, where he tactically forced memers to self-critique their irony. Accumulating fast wealth from the series, Meme Man invested into the stonk market and became a stonk broker.

Decline and Imprisonment
Stonk Broker developed a terrible cocaine addiction by 2018. In the next year, he was admitted into treatment to combat multi-drug dependency. He came out clean by the summer of 2019 and went back into the stonk market field. However, the stonk market crash of 2020 flew his investments and job into the dirt. With nothing left but stress and depression, Meme Man began spending the rest of his savings onto cocaine and other drugs. He was caught, arrested, and charged by New York State Police on May 4th, 2020. He is currently serving an 10 year prison sentence on Rikers Island.